If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck
Jan van Eyck
If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali
Salvador Dalí
If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt
Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn
If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch
Hieronymus Bosch
Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet
Édouard Manet
Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci
Leonardo da Vinci
If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas
Edgar Degas
Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet
Claude Monet
Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian
Piet Mondrian
If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel
Pieter Bruegel the Elder
If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio
If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida
Frida Kahlo
If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco
Doménikos Theotokópoulos - El Greco ("The Greek")
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