How To Understand Famous Paintings (14 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       24 Sep 2019       2358       3

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

Jan van Eyck

 

If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

Salvador Dalí

 

If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn

 

If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

Hieronymus Bosch

 

Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

Édouard Manet

 

Izismile Video Collection

Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

Leonardo da Vinci

 

If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

Edgar Degas

 

Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

Claude Monet

 

Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

Pierre-Auguste Renoir

 

Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

Piet Mondrian

 

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If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

 

If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

Frida Kahlo

 

If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

Doménikos Theotokópoulos - El Greco ("The Greek")



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Re: Arnolfini (the top painting). I only recently found out that the woman is not pregnant. Rather....she is holding up a heavy cloak so its' front would not drag on the floor when walking. I had always thought her to be pregnant.
       
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First 8 month s ago
If everything looks like a scene from Hellraiser II, it's Munch.
       
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Undetectable 8 month s ago
If it has loads of happy trees, it's Bob Ross
       
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