“Never give your cats little pieces of cheese from your sandwich when they’re little, no matter how cute they are... Because this is what happens later on!”
“My cat wakes me up every morning. This morning, I woke her up.”
Cats make sure we don’t travel too far.
“Where should I sit?”
When you got scratched, but you still love him:
6 AM... Could be worse.
“We got him a new litterbox with high sides because he likes to throw out all the litter. Now he’s upset.”
Other people vs Cat owners
When you’re smart and know how to entertain yourself:
“My cat has kindly offered to clear out some drawers and cupboards for me today while I chill out.”
Does your cat also pretend they are blind?
When you’re freaking out and your cat is just meowing outside:
“My boyfriend is afraid to sleep on his side of the bed because Sigmund will often jump down, right onto his face in the middle of the night.”
“Just wanted to show you this video of my cat hitting herself with her tail.”
“Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice. His concerts start at 4 AM and last until everyone in the house is up with him.”
“I opened the door to the balcony, placed my cushion on the bench, went inside to grab my book, and this is what I saw when I went back outside.”
“There are 3 things you can watch forever: a burning fire, flowing water, and my cat digging in the water.”
