A belt to honk at slow walkers!
When you’re an emotional person and need to wipe away tears immediately:
When you’re a hooligan, but hygiene comes first:
For all the ladies who want to swim in style
If you’re hungry, all you have to do is pick up some tomato, ham, and cheese and you’re good to go!
Pizza lovers will definitely appreciate this one!
Who doesn’t need a clip-on man bun, right?
Airpod chopsticks so you’re always ready to chow down
Not sure if this is weird or actually genius...
We can’t discriminate against a cyclops.
The perfect chainsaw
The pre-cracked egg business must be booming!
Yes, you’re seeing this right — these are croc gloves.
How to have a picnic anywhere:
He does look like he’s going fast, but still, don’t try this at home.
For the extra lazy people out there!
Noodles are too hot? Say no more!
Don’t buy this as a gift for anyone, trust us.
When your fish wants to go on a walk:
When football season is back and you’ve prepared yourself in a sporty manner:
For the ladies who like to be in shape, but also enjoy wine:
Admit it — it does look nice, doesn’t it?
Never leave footsteps or make a sound again!
Bonus: When you need a kick in the b#tt to stop procrastinating and you take it literally: