“A mushroom in my yard looks exactly like a golf ball on a tee.”
“New credit card 3 digit (CVV) changes every 4 hours.”
“Our school still uses the Power Macintosh G3.”
“This woman has a tattoo on her shoulder that is the exact same as the design on this guys shirt.”
“This Hammerhead Shark made from hammer heads.”
“My apartment building used to be a school.”
“My sister (a florist) made me a bouquet out of chicken nuggets.”
“My salty camera lens turned my boyfriend translucent.”
“Thirty-two years of billboards removed to reveal an original Spaceballs advertisement.”
“My coconut bought at an Asian airport has an aluminum tab to open it.”
“Someone parked their exercise bike at the bike racks.”
“Flash on/Flash off. My windbreaker is highly reflective.”
“This long chandelier.”
“My grandfather has a mosaic tiled rug in his kitchen.”
“This anti-sexual harassment poster at my college gives an example of a guy being harassed by a girl.”
“My eye has 2 different colors.”
“This Pepsi can train my grandmother made for me about 12 years ago.”
“The different colors of the honey I harvested this year: spring, summer and fall..”
“I unknowingly bought an old autographed copy of The Giver at a craft beer festival in Manila, Philippines recently.”
“This baby store has different surfaces to “road test” the strollers.”
“The ceiling in my parents toilet has a maze.”
“This oddly fancy mcdonald’s I found last night.”
“Water trapped between paint and wall.”
“I saw this cat with stripes on its spots.”
“Chandelier was not removed before installing an office ceiling.”
MMA fighter with crazy hematoma.
The guy wearing this survived (wear your helmet on your motorcycle, kids)
Bettor Could’ve Won $500K On 89-Cents Wager If Redskins Beat Bears On MNF last week
Already having correctly guessing 19 winners from this past weekend’s college and NFL games, this person wagered 89 cents and has a chance to win a stunning $500,000 if the Redskins beat the Bears, completing the 20-game parlay.
Elon used the Millennium Falcon as a size comparison for the Starship MK1.
Crazy Divorce Settlement Check
Billionaire Continental Resources CEO Harold Hamm wrote a $975 million personal check to his ex-wife Sue Ann Arnall this week. It was meant to settle a bitter divorce that’s been in the courts for several years. At first, she rejected it, saying she was appealing. Then she abruptly changed her mind.
Elizabeth Hurley Ages Like A Fine Wine.
Sign at local Panera, reminding customers to be nice to the teenage workers.
Burger King stopped selling their #1 item for a day to encourage people to go to McDonalds so they can raise more for ChildrenWithCancer.
A young Kane (WWE) with his family.
The ceiling of an airport’s smoking area.
How much classic consoles would cost in today’s dollars.
“While walking on the beach in Hawaii, my wife and I found this glass ball that had become the home to a small marine ecosystem.”
Trees cocooned in spider webs.
Have you ever wondered how big squids really are? A giant one washed up onto New Zealand’s beach recently.
Glowing bioluminescent phytoplankton make this beach look like something out of a fairy tale.
“This frozen rock looks like the heart of an ice golem.”
A cruise ship that’s so big it looks like it’s cruising on land.
These dog-sized coconut crabs!
This ad is a part of a Greenpeace campaign in Russia to oppose drilling.
“This thing actually used to exist and is called the ’Titanoboa’.”
When the tissue of this leaf is damaged, it loses its color and appears to be transparent.
Yes, this is snow.
These jelly-like substances are actually sea animals called salps.
Un-bee-lievable!
This giant tree might hide a whole city underneath it.
Is Apple opening new stores?