“Getting old doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy new technology.”
“On the plus side, her future kids won’t have skin problems.”
“Accident lawsuits can sure get you a pretty penny.”
“Someday, you too might learn to think before you speak.”
“Looking back on our lives, we can’t help but wish we’d taken more naps.”
“At the end of the day, you just can’t beat a night at home.”
“Something tells me Grandma likes Star Wars…”
“Well then, in 3 years he’ll be young again!”
“Time is a funny mistress.”
“Sure, you could feed squirrels at the park the old-fashioned way…or your own way.”
“You’re only as young as you feel.”
“Just make sure to stock up on apples…it keeps them away.”
“That’s one way to celebrate your 100th birthday…”
“Now, try to estimate how much the cast of Friends paid to live in those New York apartments.”
“As you get older, you’ll find that you have your priorities in place.”
“You’re never too old for your first selfie.”
“Speaking of selfies, it was a wonderful time before they became a thing.”
“Left and right just gets too confusing.”
“Love never goes out of style.”
“Phones change but the lingo stays the same…”
“What a difference a decade makes…”
“It happens to all of us — remember back when Caldor was a thing?”
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