“This cup at Universal Studios has a chip to prevent refills.”
“I got excited for no reason.”
“The f@#$$%g veggie scale at my local store plays ads when you want to buy anything and have to wait for it to end.”
“This deplorable amount of deodorant. +1 for plastic pollution, -1 for stank armpits.”
“Rental car comes with two *nonseparable* sets of keys/fobs. Just in case you lose it, you’re on the hook for double the charge.”
“So according to EA you need the internet to play Tetris.”
“My *cream filled* cake.”
“These Bluetooth headphones have to be permanently plugged in to provide power.”
“F@#k college textbooks, man.”
“Hydrogen infused water is just water…”
“The NVIDIA Shield uses an *almost* but not actually type-C power supply. It’s proprietary, and NVIDIA doesn’t sell replacements. It breaks? Tough $h*t.”
“‘With lot of honey and black berries’. There were 3 or 4 berries in the whole thing…”
“This mandatory app for my child’s school with unskippable ads and a paid for option.”
“Feel the urge to let you guys know. I printed 70-80 pages with that ‘Low Ink’ sign. Epson 440 series.”
“Genuine liars.”
“Because the natural organic protective casing of these bananas just isn’t enough.”
“Small, medium, and extra medium.”
“Spotify adding songs to YOUR playlist.”
“Bought an ‘unscented’ candle to use the wax for a project. Outside is unscented but inside is a cheaper wax and scented.”
“Apples and peanut butter. Couldn’t figure out how I hit the bottom of the PB side so quickly when I dipped.”
“I’m not a mathematician, but that doesn’t look like 2.5 to me.”
“YSK the minimum score you can give on Booking.com is 2.5 stars, not 0 or 1 as expected.”
“The $12 car wash is the exact same as the $10, they just list things in a different order.”
“This website add put a fake timer in the front of the real one.”
“This pizza tastes like false advertising.”