Some Conspiracy Theories Sound Too Real… (18 gifs)

Posted in INTERESTING       15 Oct 2019       2691       4

Ancestry DNA kits are being used by the government to track everyone.

“Not only are you paying to give the government samples of your DNA, but you’re also letting them do research on you and your family. Now they can track you, learn about your genetics, and keep records of your extremely personal information.”

The Titanic was sunk on purpose to collect insurance money.

The Israeli government has a pack of evil, GPS-equipped sharks that they use against their enemies.

After a series of shark attacks off the coast of Egypt in 2010, theories spread that Israel was using “killer arrow” armed “spy dolphins” and a pack of sharks.

The ice bucket challenge was really a Satanic purification ritual.

The Red Cross is using everyone’s blood donations for satanic rituals.

“Sometimes they sell it for profit, the government uses it for biowarfare testing, and the Illuminati uses it for satanic rituals.”

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Beards mess with facial recognition software, and that’s why you’ve seen all those articles about how “dirty” they are.

There’s an alternate reality on the other side of mirrors.

“The thing that exists on the other side of mirrors is actually an alternate reality. Our doppelgängers live on the other side, and every time you die you’re reincarnated as one of your doppelgängers from an alternate universe.”

Coke and Pepsi are secretly owned by the same people.

“The rivalry is fake and used as a ploy to get people to take sides and buy more of each product. That way the people who secretly own both companies will make even more money.”

Stevie Wonder isn’t really blind.

Paul McCartney died in the ’60s and was replaced with a lookalike.

“Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966. He was then replaced by a lookalike because the band’s managers thought there’d be an uptake in suicides if people found out the truth about his death.”

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Harry Potter was created by a team of writers and J.K. Rowling is just a face.

Another theory claims “Rowling is actually Rita Skeeter, and she wrote the stories of Harry Potter after being banished from the Wizarding World.”

The TV was created to distract people from the government.

“The first American TV stations came into existence in the late ’20s and early ’30s, but televisions weren’t commercially sold until about 1938. Around the same time, the government was making a lot of mistakes and needed to distract the public from what was really going on.”

Queen Elizabeth is a cannibal and that’s what makes her so vivacious.

Big Pharma has cures for HIV, cancers, and other diseases and illnesses, but is hiding them.

“The pharmaceutical industry makes billions and billions of dollars each year, so they have no interest in releasing the already-existing vaccines. Unfortunately, lifetime treatments for an ‘incurable’ disease are way more lucrative for them.”

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-person along with an elite cohort of reptiles who rule the earth.

A Public Policy Survey in 2016 found that nearly 12 million people believe that an elite class of space-traveling lizards rule the earth.

All birds died in 1986 and were replaced with drones to spy on the public.

“Ronald Reagan somehow got rid of all birds in 1986 and replaced them with government drones to spy on the human race.”



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ChrisR 7 month s ago
#16 I'm pretty sure the bird guts my Roomba spread all over the living room were not mechanical. I'll make sure to ask the cat that placed it there if it tasted funny. dirol
       
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Complete 7 month s ago
#'s 1, 6, 12, and 14 are likely true.
       
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Everybody 7 month s ago
#1 has been confirmed.
For example, you can read online about the access that FamilyTreeDNA gives to the FBI.
       
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Figure 7 month s ago
#8 of course you can buy stock in both pepsi and coke so win-win.
#14 search the patent office. there is actually a cure for aids. it was even tested.
       
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