The Way My Wife Opens Things
My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty. Now My Eye Is Twitching
Why I Keep A Secret Tube Of Toothpaste From My Wife And Children
I Lost A Loved One Today. I’m Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me
My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween
Damn 3-Year-Olds
My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones
My Roommate’s Toothbrush
What Kind Of Person Leaves This In The Freezer
“Flatmate Made Pasta, Then Left For A Vacation.” (I Sort Of Want To Cuddle It)
I’m Starting A Fight With My Wife
My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks, He Stores The Leftovers In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers
My Side Of The Room vs. My Roommate’s Side
My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything
My Flatmate Isn’t The Biggest Fan Of Hygiene. This Festive Potato Managed To Grow In His Cupboard
Holiday With New Boyfriend – He Opens Bread Like This
My Wife Is A Monster
The Way My Housemate Tidied These Shoes
My Wife Likes To Put Her Food And Drinks On Electronics
My Roommate Leaves Her Cat’s Litter Box Scoop In Our Kitchen Sink
My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall
How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords
My Wife Thinks It Is OK To Mix M&M’s With Skittles
I Thought I Was The Only One Whose Flatmates Were Growing Potato Monsters. This One Was Growing For A Year And I Discovered It The Weekend I Moved In
My Girlfriend’s Kitchen, Everyone
My Wife’s Nightstand
My Wife Bought Toilet Paper For The First Time. One Ply. I Live With A Monster
My Roommates Seem To Forget This Exists
I Live With A Monster. This Happens Every Single Time I Get Back Home After Being Away With Work For 2 Weeks
My Boyfriend Doesn’t Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls
My Wife Is A Monster
My Roommate Puts The Empty Milk Containers Back Into The Fridge
The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash
So My Roommate Used My Tin Foil
When My Roommates Take Out The Trash, They Don’t Put A New Lining, And Throw Trash In The Can Anyway
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#33 crush shells into paper bag and use for fertilizer