“My wife asked me which color I liked the most.”
“I left my ring at home and asked my fiancé to put it in a safe place for me.”
“I think my wife is trying to tell me something.”
“I’m starting a fight with my wife.”
Target Husband is in danger.
Wife said, “Lets renovate the bathroom, we both need more shelf space.”
“My daughter finally realized we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.”
Consider it done.
“My girlfriend turned 30, so...”
“I found out that our Volkswagen fits in the den. We’ll see what the wife thinks when she gets home.”
We wonder what his wife thinks about this T-shirt.
“The State Department nailed my girlfriend’s passport.”
“My wife wasn’t sure what to spend our 1,900 Dave and Busters tickets on. I made an executive decision.”
“My husband told me that he bought me a diamond necklace.”
“Had minor surgery today. My husband didn’t want to take any chances so he wrote instructions on my arms and legs.”
“My girlfriend showed up to a party for my birthday dressed as me.”
“My girlfriend said if I could find uglier footwear, she would stop poking fun at my crocs.”
“Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning.”
“Whenever we get into a heated argument, my wife stops mid-argument to take a selfie with me. I’m never amused.”