"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

"I thought Europe was a country."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”

About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"

"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."

"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”

"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."

"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."

"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."