Australian men use their heads.
Australian men are self-reliant.
Australian men* know breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Australian men are skilled.
Australian men fight the good fight.
Australian men love cuddling.
Australian men are survivors.
Australian men travel in style.
Australian men know that size doesn't matter.
Australian men are resilient.
Australian men know how to flirt.
Australian men protect small fluffy animals.
Australian men would do anything for their best friends.
Australian men are honest.
Australian men take risks.
Australian men aren't afraid of failure.
Australian men are crafty.
Australian men are creative.
Australian men just love the internet.
Australian men take their food very seriously.
Australian men know how to have fun at weddings.
Most of all, Australian men will forever be a mystery.
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a guy arrives in Australia the the customs agent asks for his passport, the customs agent ask him if he's ever been convicted of a crime and the guy says
"why, is it still a requirement to come into the country?"