“The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers.”
“The ink is more expensive than the printer.”
1001 stickers. 768 are tiny squares.
“Two semis going the exact same speed.”
“When the person in front of you in a drive thru line refuses to move up a few feet so you can order.”
“This lemon we were given in our meal-kit.”
“My dad put toothpaste on phone because his screen cracked and he believed one of those BS lifehack videos.”
“This is how my mom puts the knives away in the drying rack.”
“I haven’t even taken a sip yet.”
“That battery percentage though.”
Using quotations in the wrong spot.
“A handprint on this cake in the café I’m in.”
“The amount of carrots and red cabbage in this bag of cole slaw.”
How is anyone supposed to solve this?
“Thrift stores aren’t day care clean up after yourselves.”
“Went to a concert today and these two kids in front of me blasted their own music through their headphones through the whole concert, and then took them off after.”
“Couldn’t see right out of my contact and my eye was irritated all day. Came home and it turns out there’s a tiny hole in the middle of it..”
“My highschool senior “breakfast” that I paid 15$ for.”
“This car has been blocking my driveway for the past 7 hours.”
“My state just paid $449,000 for this beaut of a campaign.”
“Traveling to a country just to beg for money to travel more.”