“Chose The Wrong Spaghetti Sauce? Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine And Start Afresh!”
“Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening.”
“The lid on most medicine containers can be used to measure serving size!”
(I can’t stress enough how not-true that is…)
“Phone battery at 50%? Cut it in half to make it 100% full! Works on all types of batteries!”
“If you don’t have enough to light a candle, take a match and concentrate its light on the wick of the candle with a magnifying glass.”
“Don’t feel like paying for food?”
“Food seasoning cost too much? Check your sidewalks, people are throwing out perfectly good seasoning salt for free!”
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#8 ok but on this one, nowadays she can also just go buy a Peter and have it surgically attached. :p