Centipede protected her babies.
“On holiday in Italy, left my swimsuit to dry outside, found this in the crotch when stepping into it the next day. Spotted it just before pulling it up. NOPE.”
A tarantula infected with fungus.
That’ a leech.
“Back when I was a genius teenager.”
“This crawled across my hand. An offense that I deemed punishable by death.”
Sneezing during an x-ray.
The true definition of living life on the edge
Hug the wall like it’s your best friend.
“Yeah, that’ll hold just fine...”
“My wife left the gloves to dry and I almost had a heart attack.”
One mistake and it’s over...
Waves in the North Sea
There’s no good explanation for why that’s there.
Unfortunate placement of cardboard and a shoe
Watch it fall.
Inception even Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn’t want
“The sun created a scary-looking shadow on my lamp shade.”
“I left my boots at the back door. When I was walking back outside, I nearly had a heart attack.”
Stress level: extreme
“I just outran a massive dust storm over Phoenix in a helicopter.”