The most embarrassing things people ever googled that actually aren’t porn.
“All my life, I’ve bathed by lathering up with just the soap bar. Then I saw a web video making fun of people who don’t use wash cloths, so I relatively recently started experimenting with using a wash cloth. Though I haven’t experienced enough of a difference to warrant the extra effort ( keeping clean ones on hand etc). Thinking maybe I was doing it wrong, tried looking up tutorials. Haven’t found anything compelling enough, so far.”
“I’m doing an animal-based degree and ashamedly had to google that when writing one of my later assignments.
Google’s response was a quora.com box answer in big bold font that just said “no, a bird is a bird”
“We were talking about how when they sent the first woman to space NASA didn’t know how many tampons to send with her. And everyone made it sound like 100 was a ridiculous amount and I agreed “yeah yeah it’s ridiculous” but I actually didn’t know if it was ridiculous because it was too low or too high so I had to Google it. But now that I’m writing it out I realized it was a ridiculous amount because she was only gonna be up there for like a week and they sent her 100 tampons.”