“I had a pest control guy come into my condo without really knocking when I was about 20 years old. I had just gotten out of the shower so I was in only a bathrobe. I also had just done laundry, so all my delicates like bras, panties and lacy lingerie were hanging around to dry. I have no idea what that poor guy was thinking I was trying to do, but I swear I just didn’t realize he was coming.”