“After spending more money than we can really afford on a gaming computer, my wife is playing Minecraft and
free spins in casinos in windowed mode.”
A tough sheriff with pink handcuffs
Girls need art.
“Built my girlfriend a mirror.”
When your hairdryer is broken:
“It’s only been a week since we started living together.”
“We left our dog Bruno with our sister-in-law while we went on vacation. I guess someone is having a better time than we are!”
“My mom saw her friend and decided to stop and talk a little. The dog got tired of waiting.”
A great car
“My girlfriend asked for a bite of my ice cream. Pretty sure this is breakup material right here.”
“When my boyfriend’s dog drinks water, it gets splashed all around. So, I made a small garden for around the bowl.”
“My girlfriend started showering at my place and this weird mold started growing everywhere.”
Something that every girl will like
When you come over to an apartment that is shared by 4 girls:
That’s one way to stay dry.
“My mom got to visit Snow White — her favorite princess since she was a little girl. My mom retired Friday and this was her first trip to Disney ever.”
If you don't let me lift the seat you better pray my aim is in a good mood.
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