When you order a hoodie for yourself, but it’ll only fit your cat:
“My beautician promised me that letting her tint my brows would ’really change my life’... I should have asked her to be more specific before going ahead.”
“I know he’s a big cat, that’s why I ordered the Large size.”
“Bought an HDMI cable from Amazon. But they sent me this instead. So, now they’ve refunded me and told me I can keep it. I probably won’t sleep tonight.”
Who is this for? How can a grown-up person use this?
“This one guy ordered boots on Facebook... To support a local business and they delivered this.”
“What we ordered vs What we got. I can’t stop laughing.”
“Ordered cheese fries at a local diner.”
“Ordered a non-branded Airpods case off AliExpress and got sent this instead? What is this?”
“I ordered the pink couch and it just got delivered with the grey one. I called the guy and said I didn’t order it and he just said, ‘Merry Christmas, it’s free!’ I don’t have enough friends for 2 couches!”
“I was expecting to get a plain white shirt, but I received this surprise instead.”
“I accidentally ordered a cast iron pan on Amazon. Turns out it is the world’s largest frying pan. At least I can use it on the grill. Full-sized banana for scale”
When your Christmas gift comes in the wrong color:
“Ordered a Caesar salad with no croutons. The waitress asked me why I don’t want croutons. I said croutons are for losers. She brought back this.”
Bonus № 1: “I ordered this bowl. It arrived and WOW does it exceed my expectations.”
Bonus № 2: “I received this pair of socks today at work that I never ordered and I am extremely confused right now.”
