Very "Useful" Tutorial
Oh No, Timmy
Starbucks Is Offering Everything These Days
I Feel So Sorry For That Actor
A "Loving Tribute"
This Is What I Think Of Your So-Called Allergy
My Husband Was Given This Notepad At His New Job. Most Discouraging Use Of Quotation Marks
That Is Unsettling
You Might Want To Clarify Your Acronym A Bit
Suspicious Church
So Many Questions
Suspicious Quotes
Sir This Is The "Police"
Should I Doubt The Safety Of My Holidays?
I Don't Think I've Ever Been More Intimidated By A Piece Of Mail
Don't Know How I Feel About This "Plastic Surgeon"
I Don't Know If I Want To Visit This So-Called "Church" Of Yours
I'd Rather Not Touch The 'Rock', Thanks
"Sober"
"Befriended"
Stop Mom! Free "Face Painting"
Uh, What Kinda Teacher Again?
Rightfully Suspicious Quotes
I Also "Love" My Job
I Always Buy My "Candy" At My Local Bowling Alley
Yours? Hmm
Uhm?
"Nothing" In Car
Of Course. I Mean, What Else Would You Even Put In There
Hate It When You "Accidental" Salmon
When Looking Up What McNuggets Are Made Of
Mom, Are You Proud Or Not?
Mechanic Wanted
A What Now
"If" You Catch My Drift
Found This At A Secondhand
Yes, Officer, I'm "21"
It's Written On Police Cars
"Specialized In Various Specialties"
Just Seen In A Microsoft Presentation. Yeah, It Sure Is