Listen to the whole song here
*PEMDAS: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, and Subtraction
“Oncoming riders, welcome to Thunder Run! If you have any loose articles, please secure them in the yellow bins to your right at this time. While riding, there is no eating, drinking, smoking or chewing gum. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Thank you and enjoy Thunder Run!”
And if you need to memorize it for a test: “Dear King Philip Came Over For Good Soup”
“It’s Silent Night on a numbered kid’s piano keyboard I had when I was little.”
“…Sir, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.
Of course I have! Ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring. No one listens to you.”
“…Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void, if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, ‘I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses, herein and herein contained et cetera, et cetera. Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera et cetera. Memo bis punitor delicatum!’ It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed, and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!”