Take pictures with that one awful photobooth filter:
Yell "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!" in public:
Own that one white Macbook that got dirty after like a week:
Argue passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
Just post the most insane shit on Facebook:
Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
Think that typing like this meant you were creative:
Convince people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
Harass everyone on Facebook with like 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
And like seventeen Farmville requests:
Think Chuck Norris jokes were the end all be all of comedy:
Insist that Blackberry was way better than iPhone because of Brickbreaker and BBM:
Watch full length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
Change your age to 99 years old on MySpace:
Talk about Michael Phelps' diet like six times a day:
Fake people out with your voicemail message:
Text incognito with your phone in your pocket:
Watch movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:
Constantly quote that one Bill O'Reilly video where he swears:
Celebrate National Talk Like A Pirate Day:
Take selfies with a big ass digital camera:
Take dramatic photos of converse:
And take pictures doing this exact pose:
Carry both an iPod and a cellphone AT THE SAME DAMN TIME:
Upload 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:
Get obsessed with Doppelganger Week on Facebook:
Shine laser pointers in people's eyes like a giant a-hole:
Maintain some big ol' chunky ol' highlights:
Talk about Don Vito:
Put the lyrics to "Hey There, Delilah" in your away message to send a message:
Spend money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones:
And listen to the Black Eyed Peas:
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