“My girlfriend’s rabbit, Banjo, has a smaller rabbit on his nose.”
“The sign near my house is starting to peel which has resulted in the town names looking like they’re in a bad a$$ font.”
“Went axe throwing today, somehow I embedded it handle first.”
“Skiers finish the exact same time to share first place in FIS Alpine world cup.”
“5 gummies stuck together in a perfect pattern. Should I eat it?”
“An insect got stuck between the printer and the pillowcase.”
“We have the same saucepan as this cookbook.”
“These burned out lights perfectly align.”
“This is what a ‘split lobster’ looks like. This coloring occurs once in every 50 million lobsters.”
“My dad just cut an onion for a sandwich and there was two in one.”
“I found a cheerio when getting some cereal that was looped through another.”
“The way my plate broke in almost even pieces.”