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Conservatory-style furniture out in the open on the decking (that's raised up just enough to provide a great place for rats to nest), a parasol that doesn't cover the fabric-covered seating, tube-legged chairs perfect for sinking into the grass around the fire-pit and a downpipe from the roof guttering (without a drain) that will direct the rainwater they've obviously totally forgotten about right under the sofa.