“My 8-year-old opens the bathroom cabinets every time he goes to the bathroom, because otherwise, something is going to jump out and get him.”
“My kid made his Easy Mac without water. We had to leave the house for hours thanks to the smell.”
“My nephew ate a quarter.”
“Saw this specimen at a local grocery store”
“My 5-year-old son decided to chew on the blinds in his bedroom.”
Less than 5 minutes ago, I offered this kid a pillow. She threw it at me because she “does NOT want to lie down…”
“My nephew asked for a dollar, but didn’t say he wanted to make a wish…”
“Left unsupervised for 3 minutes”
“My 2-year-old confronted the greatest disappointment of her entire life, thus far, yesterday.”
“R.I.P, my 140hz monitor”
She’s currently pissed that it’s called the “Children’s Museum” and not the Dinosaur Museum.
“Watching TV with a 2-year-old is so relaxing…” said no parent ever!
“Can I help you?”
This is what a real father looks like, not those cowards that take their children home after an hour.
Honestly, at what age does self-preservation actually kick in?
“So my nephew did this.”
“My son refused to drink his milk from a cup.”
That time my son wanted to go through the drive-thru.
“This is the face she gives me when I tell her to stop eating mud and put her shoes back on.”
“How my son deals with Mondays…”
She’s crying because she can’t pet the “kitty” at the zoo.
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