$150.00 on a pool for this kid to rather be on a paint container
My nephew drew this because he’s “tired of hearing about the environment at school”
My 4 year old is very proud of the ’pizza’ he drew at daycare today…
Now remember guys nobody tell mom or dad I broke my neck okay?!
My stepmom is a substitute teacher and posted an a$$-ignment from a kindergartner.. she unfortunately had to get him in trouble for this.
Me, circa 2006. I’ve always had incredible athletic skill.
Oh, you meant to do that? Smooth…
“My kids told me there was water coming from the laundry. They said it looked like it started near the washer. I rushed in to find this:”
“My daughter used markers to put ‘makeup’ on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.”
“My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.”
“I picked up a day planner for my 13 year old son and told him to write in the days of the month.”
“My daughter wanted to be a Tide pod for Halloween.”
Stand up for what you believe in.
“My morning coffee”
“My daughter’s reaction to seeing a ballerina for the first time”
“My best friend’s kid is an aspiring children’s book writer.”
When you hate shopping, literally:
“My 6-year-old son finished his homework with maniacal laughter while muttering to himself, ’Ha, I win.’”
“My 5-year-old just ugly-cried for a solid 5 minutes because we wouldn’t let him drink syrup from the bottle like Buddy the Elf.”
“My 8-year-old daughter asked if she could make a funny Mother’s Day card with one bad word.”
“My 9-year-old daughter’s idea: Human Spice Latte”
“My 8-year-old kid came running up the beach yelling, ‘I found $100.’ I ran over to see this:”
“My 9-year-old’s letter to the tooth fairy:”
“My kids thought this was hilarious. Scared me to death!”
“My niece can’t read and bought me this birthday card because it featured ’a cute dog’ with a party hat.”
“Turns out my daughter and her friends think my aggravated expression is funny enough to be their wallpaper.”
