“My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.”
“I dropped a 60$ pint of paint dye on the floor and exploded right in my crotch. So I stained my d@#k and look like I s@#t myself.”
“Not only is this Braille flat, it’s all the same word..”
“Even with Yoda warning them, the delivery people still leave my wine in the sun.”
“I got an ad from my fortune cookie.”
“My fridge/freezer handles.”
“The delivery guy forgot how gravity works.”
“This watermelon I purchased for 8 bucks.”
“This made me so uncomfortable.”
“The cord management for the server at our middle school.”
“This one misaligned speaker hole on my new laptop.”
“This is what happens when the neighbors in your apartment building hook up a washing machine in their apartment.”
“You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls!”
“Just moved into my new apartment!”
“Some jerk drying his stinky shoes with the airplane ceiling vent.”
“This is how they send my contacts. every. year.”
“My family leaves the tub like this after every bath bomb and refuse to clean it…”
“”Its always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks.” -Wife Jan2020 -32C.”
“The O’s are in the wrong order…”
That’s one way to reserve parking spots.
Someone left a rental bike out there just because they enjoy chaos.