Dr. Pepper's much less flashy cousin:
The most accurate candy bar:
Everyone's favorite geometrical cereal:
The master:
The cleanest of toothpaste:
The store that's open around the clock:
Thomas' monstrous brother:
That delicious wafer candy:
The chip that always prongs back:
The best view:
The scariest movie out:
A leprechaun's worst nightmare:
M&M's after one too many vodka sodas:
Everyone's favorite screaming soda:
The most delicious pizza:
The world's most powerful computer:
That Green Nut:
These knock-off Oreos:
And these knock-off Oreos:
And THESE knock-off Oreos:
And these slightly suggestive knock-off Oreos:
And THESE Italian sounding knock-off Oreos:
And these very powerful knock-off Oreos:
These John Lennon inspired knock-off Oreos:
And THESE repetitive knock-off Oreos:
And THEEEESE cowboy knock-off Oreos:
And, lord help us, these lickety split knock-off Oreos:
The answer to all your existential butter questions:
The best party game:
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