“My friend’s dad is Asian Danny Devito.”
“My mom told me not to take another 4-legged friend from the shelter. And I always listen to my mom. So here is my new rescue.”
A win-win approach
“This photo my dad took of me at Machu Picchu”
The power of a superhero
“My parents took my 4-year-old nephew to Disney World this week, and they were afraid he would get bored of all the princesses.”
“My dad was helping me clean my apartment. He picked up my VR controller and asked, ’Do I wanna know what this is? I’m not judging.’ Please send help.”
A life hack for introverts
“Every year, I get my family a Christmas gag gift based on my dog. This year, it’s replica slippers.”
When you know the true power of written documents, even in childhood:
“My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling.”
Well, at least he’s honest...
“My parents don’t have grandkids yet so they decided to display all of the ’granddogs’ on the wall instead.”
This boy’s friends will definitely hear this story in 15 years.
“I forgot that my mom bought a buffalo. He scared me.”
If life gives you lemons...
“My niece’s hiding spot”
“I left my kids alone to take a shower.”