“Gluten and dariy free anchovie pizza.”
“Dessert sushi made with gummy worms, Rice Krispie treats, and fruit by the foot.”
“Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now…”
“Chicken, rice and yoghurt.”
“How my old workplace thawed chicken wings. Yes, that is the sink they wash dishes in. No, they did not clean it out before putting the chicken in. No, they did not clean it after taking the chicken out.”
“My fave, plain chips and pickle juice. It’s like a sour cereal.”
“18 and home alone for 6 weeks. Anyone want some cheese?.”
“My school’s idea of breakfast.”
“Papaya with condensed milk.”
“Ugly a$$ cupcakes I made for my birthday.”
“Dinosaur chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, bbq sauce and chocolate milk. 36 eating like I’m 6.”
“My housemate made ‘bolognaise.”
“YES, I’m eating plain rice with ketchup. And YES, it’s really good. And YES, I am broke. Why do you ask?”
“Fully loaded birthday dinner for one.”
“My boss eats this depressing lunch every day..”