And the sponsor of me being late for work is my purring cat. My purring cat: “You don’t have to go anywhere.”
When you open the bathroom door at the wrong time:
— It’s very funny. — Yeah, I can’t stop laughing.
“Hey, why are you making so much noise?”
“When you’ve been drinking from the toilet and finally get a similar drinking bowl...”
When you’re not the youngest one in the family anymore:
“She just wanted to have some oatmeal.”
“She looks at me this way every time I change the bedding.”
“Hey, guinea pig! Listen to me carefully, I’m not going to repeat this twice...”
“I took my cat on vacation with me. This is how the maids left her after they finished cleaning my hotel room.”
“My life is finally good.”
“This is how my cat gives me a hint that he has run out of water.”
“We installed Skype for my cat. Now we call her from work and have a little chat.”
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