When you get something unexpected:
“Thanks! I guess I’ll just have to die then when everything is on fire.”
“Something I saw a while ago in my grocery store”
When you have some leftover material and you have to use it:
When the hamburger was boxed halfway through its preparation:
Where is this city?
Can I have 2 of those “pappayas” in the shape of pineapples, please?
“My friend bought this online... You can see the ‘M’ engraved on his hat.”
“Man, I just wanna see the subway map.”
“How did this even happen?”
I just wanted to wash my hands...
No wonder I couldn’t finish drawing the leaves on the tree.
“They came in the same pack.”
“Brothers from another mother”
“How... How are you supposed to get in?”
“Whose idea was this?”
I have no doubt that this Hulk is very similar to Thor.
I think it’s a Ford...
“Toilet in the Alps of Italy”
“I didn’t even see this before buying it.”
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