“My mother peeled an avocado as you would peel a potato, rather than scooping it out with a spoon.”
“My family members always use the microwave as a bread cabinet.”
“This is how my fiancée ate her pizza when we visited Naples. It happened the day after we got engaged. Should I call it off?”
“How my girlfriend watches TV”
“My dad likes to take a small bite out of all the cookies and then put them back.”
“How my girlfriend opens the bread”
“Seriously considering burning the house down with everyone in it, this is how my family leaves the toothpaste.”
“My brother sets a new alarm every night.”
“My husband doesn’t want the case to get scratched because it’ll make him nervous.”
“My dad has had this laptop for 4 years and he’s still refusing to take the plastic protector off.”
“How my dad puts away the silverware”
“How my girlfriend used our stick of butter”
“My dad watches TV with the menu up.”
“The way my dad cut this rectangular cake…”
“My girlfriend refuses to eat the ’crust’ off a pancake.”
“My sister always leaves a tiny portion of whatever she eats/drinks so she won’t have to throw it away..”
“My boss is physically incapable of pointing at the screen without touching it.”
“I found this in my kitchen and I guess I’m divorcing my wife.”
“This is my family.”
“My friend’s desktop background”
“My partner only eats the fish off of sushi…”
“My brother (20) puts the milk back in the fridge with this much…”
“My mom used the same butter knife for ketchup and mustard.”
“My girlfriend doesn’t eat the ends of her fries.”
“This is how my mom puts the knives away in the drying rack.”
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Why he didn't order sashimi instead? What an idiot.