Excessively Extravagant “Tiger King” Quotes (3 pics + 21 gifs)

Posted in INTERESTING       22 Apr 2020       2141       3

I’m gay as a three dollar bill.

-Joe Exotic

 

Smile everyone! Life could be worse. You could have a crotch like Carole does.

-Joe Exotic, Facebook

 

I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn’t scare me. At all.

-Joe Exotic

 

You know when I woke up this morning I was in a FREE [email protected]#KING COUNTRY. And I’m still there.

-Jeff Lowe

 

It didn’t matter how stupid he had to get… or if I was sittin’ there concentrating as hard as I could… on the computer to write a letter to a senator or congressman or something else, he’d come and rub them balls in my face.

-Joe Exotic at HIS HUSBAND’S FUNERAL

 

Izismile Video Collection

First thing is, I am not cutting my hair. I’m not changing the way I dress. I refuse to wear a suit. I am gay. I’ve had two boyfriends most of my life. I’ve had some kinky sex. I have tried drugs through the younger years of my life. I am broke as [email protected]#t.

-Joe Exotic

 

You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off, just like that, and it’s amazing to have that range.

-Carole Baskin

 

The big cat people are backstabbing pieces of [email protected]#t.

(First ten seconds of the series)

 

We say no to drugs, because drugs make your teeth fall out and you get really ugly and don’t have any friends.

-Joe Exotic

 

You may now kiss the grooms.

-Preacher at Joe’s wedding to Travis

 

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GUESS WHAT MOTHER [email protected]#KER

-Joe Exotic

 

Jeff conned everyone because he’s jealous. He’s a little man with a little [email protected]#k… and a limp and he’s bald and he’s got to pay everyone to have sex with him.

 

I can almost promise you some of you will be urinated on.

-Joe Exotic

 

Hey all you cool cats and kittens!

-Carole Baskin

 

This is my little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and executioner.

—Joe Exotic

 

I had to throw a potato from the living room to the dining room just to run out the door.

-Carole Baskin

 

He was like a mythical character living out in the middle of [email protected]#k Oklahoma who owned 1200 tigers and lions and bears and [email protected]#t.

-Rick Kirkham

 

There is a god. Her name is Karma and she has a sick sense of humor.

-Don’s Attorney

 

Political condoms. Vote for me or you’ll need these because you’re screwed.

-Joe Exotic

 

Some people say that I’m the prototype for Scarface.

-Mario Tabraue

 

He’s a completely insane, gay, gun-toting, drug-addict fanatic.

-Doc Antle

 

They want the lion’s share but they don’t want to share the lions.

-Doc Antle

 

Joe’s ego was so big… too big for his little body.

-Rick Kirkman

 

I don’t think we’re done blowing [email protected]#t up today.

-Joe Exotic



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Kent 3 month s ago
and people enjoy this cr#p. dash
       
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Ali 3 month s ago
Kent,
Too right.
       
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Theodosius 3 month s ago
This is the craziesst show on Tv, and the problem is that thisnisnreal lige not show
       
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