“My wife gave our son a whole chicken leg last night for dinner, the look of pure joy on his face made my whole day.”
“Can’t find your switch remote? It must be somewhere reasonable like inside your kids’ ukulele.”
Before and After: My son “maybe dropped Zelda into the Lego box at some point?”
“My daughter made this out of hot glue and painted it, then lied in wait as I found it.”
“My son pranked my husband for April Fools’ Day by filling 22 containers, each with one strand of spaghetti.”
“My husband hates when there are small quantities of leftovers in the fridge.”
“My 12-year-old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding.”
“I told my kid he could pick one donut.”
In South Korea, a middle school student hacked the electric billboard.
It says, “Newspaper company electric board, you’ve just been hacked by a middle school student.”
“My son left the house with 2 left shoes this morning. He ended up making a shoe out of paper and tape at school. I was both mortified and impressed.”
“My 4-year-old nephew about killed me last night at 2 am. He moved his child-sized stormtrooper into the hall next to the bathroom.”
“It’s impossible to punish a creative genius.”
“My daughter makes beds in random places. Found her asleep in a Costco container.”
“Now I know my ABCs, I’ll write them on our SUV.”
“My 3-year-old daughter set her chalk up this way and is convinced that it’s a turtle. She made me pet it twice.”
“I told my 5-year-old he could watch TV as soon as he ate half of his hot dog.”
“Some kid hid behind a bookshelf and fell asleep during the video in my personal finance class.”
