This Was On My Friend's Local News. I Laughed So Hard
Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast
I Am Mortified!
My husband had a conference call today. It was minimized so I thought it was just a speakerphone call. It wasn't.
He didn't have any idea because he was focused on his work.
I was wandering around in a sleepy stupor to and from the bathroom. They saw.
One of them said, "hey, I just saw your wife's boobs!"
Once I realized what was happening, I grabbed a baby blanket and tried to crawl away, which they apparently could see as well, and I could hear them all laughing. My husband couldn't even breathe he was laughing so hard.
I was pretty embarrassed. More embarrassed when I found out the hospital chaplain was on the call. I can only hope I made someone's day.
Guess Whose Patient Has Been Diagnosed Positive And Now The Night Shift Doesn't Want To Come, So I Have 12 More Hours Ahead
Classic Quarantine Haircut
When You Think You’re Being Discreet Buying Adult Toys Online
Both Cars Crashed Into Each Other Today In New Belgrade
I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A Butthole Instead
The Printer Exploded
Washed My Favorite Jumper
As If COVID-19 And Losing Our Jobs Weren't Bad Enough, We Just Lost Both Cars To A Tree
My 4 Year Old Nephew About Killed Me Last Night At 2 Am. He Moved His Child Sized Storm Trooper Into The Hall Next To The Bathroom
My Kids Waiting For The Bus Today. Happy April Fools' Day
My Only Computer Dies Just When The Country Goes Into Lockdown And Uni Puts Everything Online. Also, The Warranty Just Expired Last Month
A Pipe Broke Upstairs
Try Not To Sneeze When Using An Eyelash Curler
Wanted To Start My Day With A Big Coffee. The Splat Even Has A Face
Quarantine Is Going Well In My Neighborhood
Doggy Had An Accident. Roomba Found It
Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This
I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees
For God's Sake
Now We Know Who The Favourite Child Is
Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself
Apparently My Extroverted Neighbours Are Not Doing Well On Day 24 Of Quarantine
Strawberry And Gratis Snake?
Got Two Identical Pieces And The One I Need Is Missing
Spent Months Creating And Printing A Card Game That Requires Bodily Contact, Just In Time For My Shipment To Arrive Mid-Quarantine
So Today's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of My Life. Now I'm Just Going To Have To Settle For The Next Best Option
My House After I Went To Buy Some Fruits
When Your April Fools' Prank Is To Replace All The Mugs In The Office, But Everyone Works From Home Now
I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me
First Day Of Quarantine And My Shower Decided To Fall Apart
Hello, The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done
A Gallon Jar Of Honey Cracked And Spilled In My Friend’s Car The Other Day
Wedding Was Cancelled Due To COVID-19. I've Been On Hold With Capital One Travel For 7 Hours Trying To Cancel Honeymoon Hotel
Picked Up Dinner From A Local Restaurant. Sauce Leaked, Bag Broke, Dinner Said Hello To The Garage Floor