Real Estate Doesn’t Get Much Worse Than This… (24 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       1 May 2020       3861       1

The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

“As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”

Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

“Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

Off-Street Parking

Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat

Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con




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Ote 3 month s ago
Hey, #16 is ugly, but it is friggin' practical
       
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