This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places
Best One Today
Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture
I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return
Name This Plant
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time
My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”
After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me
Oh Susan
Not What I Meant, But Ok
This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio
Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece
This Girl Waiting Here
I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth
My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With
Probably
Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake
Picture On The Credit Card
Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name
Spoons
My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth
I'm Done
When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This
I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit
My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday
These Guys Always Have The Best Signs
I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me
And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him
Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved
I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"
Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"
Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
Coffee Shop Compliance
Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test
My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got
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If you ask someone to buy you a dog, you deserve this.
Go there yourself, check the dog and see if you match.
And don't buy it for the looks, read in on the behaviour that go with those looks.
You have idiots buying a Border collie while having a full time job and living in an apartment. Than, complain when the dog starts eating the couch.
Lottie,
yea right, you just funning us(making fun of) right