“My son found some ’stickers’ in the bathroom.”
“My kiddo cut his hair yesterday then agreed to let me have a little fun with it before we fixed it.”
Why you don’t mess with beanbags...
“My toddler is giving our toilet paper a bath.”
“Try working with a 4-year-old dressed like Spider-Man perched on the kitchen table behind you whispering, ’Can you hear me breathe?’”
“A silent toddler means trouble. Came downstairs and found this.”
“Everyone is posting about their dogs looking guilty and then there’s my dog, who is clearly proud of her work.”
“Why I can’t have nice things...”
“I’m glad you’re home. It’s been pretty boring around here.”
“I’ve been toilet training the cat. I think he’s learning too well.”
“My son just made a huge mess. This is his ’just let me explain’ face.”
There’s no force more destructive than a toddler left alone for 30 seconds...
“I think he enjoyed it.”
“My daughter’s been silent for 5 minutes. Went to investigate.”
“My daughter backed into a light pole and promptly got out of the vehicle and fled the scene. It was her very first hit and run.”
“Daddy, can you open this?”
“My 6-year-old has some kind of vendetta against the Roomba.”
This is why you don’t give kids eggs.
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