He is too stylish for this world.
Get your priorities in order, gentlemen.
We haven’t the slightest idea how she got into this pose. But it’s awesome!
Someone, please, quick!
Current mood
This is so relatable, it’s painful.
“The perfect woman doesn’t exis...”
Irony: 10/10
If after this aggressive campaign, I’m sure she will find someone.
She surely has a way with intrigue.
We’ll take both, please.
That’s an offer that is hard to refuse.
This guy has a sneaky strategy!
The hero we deserve
Well, mommy wouldn’t give you bad advice.
That’s an odd approach for a bio, but somehow it’s charming.
The shark from Ikea has finally found its perfect match.
It seems like we found the perfect match for that guy with the rooster in sunglasses.
An offer that many can’t refuse