“There’s a bathroom in my parents’ house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.”
“This frog statue I found tied up on the roof of the house we just bought”
“I moved the dryer in our new house and found $105 in the vent.”
“This window makes my backyard look like it’s in 4 different seasons.”
“The previous owners of our home built a fully functional house for kids underneath the basement staircase.”
“A hidden room in my great aunt’s old house.”
“There’s a random chain embedded in the wall of my 1930s home.”
“This vintage space-themed wallpaper was found under 3 layers of other wallpaper in an old farmhouse.”
“I found this empty SIM card on the ceiling in my new house.”
“My husband and I are buying a house with a built-in toaster.”
“The house I stayed at for New Year’s has a hidden bedroom with a secret bookcase door.”
“At this time of the year, on a sunny day, my house number is projected onto my stairs by the etched glass in my door.”
“While packing my house, I found a small soap from a country that no longer exists.”
“I found a newspaper in the crawlspace of our new house today, dated October 2, 1902.”
“Found this 20-year-old promise hidden under the wallpaper in our new house.”
“I’m renovating a 100-year-old house and found what looks like a samurai sword under a section of the house that had a dirt floor.”
“We found a safe behind a fake electrical socket in our new house.”
“The house I live in contains many adjacent doors.”
“My friend just bought a new house. The old owners must’ve been geniuses.”
“I found out our house is made of gravestones.”
“Pulled up the carpet at the house and guess what I found? Monopoly!”
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Yeah shut up or we'll come down and burn the whitehouse again. Oh look. I can come up with predictable old jokes too.