“When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child I took a photo of the print so she could show it to friends and family on WhatsApp. Instead, I sent her this xenomorph image and she shared it with everyone before realizing what it was.”
“My wife asked for ice cream. Her’s is beans. I am a terrible person!”
“My wife showed me this shadow bunny before going to sleep. Goodnight to me!”
The truth has been revealed!
“Finally found the perfect card for Mother’s Day...”
“My husband makes this for himself at least once a week.”
“I’m in the process of custom painting a keyboard for my husband’s birthday. Here’s the ’K’ keycap: Kirby!”
“Today my husband discovered it’s possible to tip back the reclining chair too far.”
“My husband and I don’t have kids, so we decided to have an Easter egg hunt for our dogs.”
When he knows for sure what you don’t like:
“My boyfriend and I spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.”
“My wife put this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty. Shall I laugh or shall I cry?”
“My wife was beginning to drive me a little crazy. I installed the Sims on her laptop and I’m on my third day of total freedom.”
“My wife found these socks in Target today. My whole life has led to this moment.”
“This is how my wife plays jokes on me.”
“My wife is 39 weeks pregnant and really wants to see Deadpool 2.”
