My wife wanted to get rid of the n64 I’ve had since 97, she said it looks tacky. I’ve love her, but f@#k that
I will go to enormous lengths in order to avoid speaking with someone over the phone. Email, text, go to their office, sit and fume …. I don’t know why exactly, but I f@#king hate it.
Push your goddamn chair in when you stand up from the table.
When not in use, the microwave is a clock. Stop leaving your unused time on there! You just have to hit the cancel button once, damn!
I bought the house so the spot in the driveway closest to the front door is mine. Roommates, park your asses on the street.
That box of useless cables in my closet?
You know the one that has a bunch of old USB cables, RCA cables, even S-Video cables, and a s@#t load of AC adapters I can’t find the ends for?
Yeah, that box is mine, and I will NEVER throw it away. Even if it only comes in handy once a year, I’ll be damned if it doesn’t feel great feeling like a dang hero when your friend or family member needs one of those “useless” cables for something.
How the dishwasher is loaded.
You’re not the only person in the grocery store, lady! Move your cart to the side IN ANTICIPATION of others trying to get by. It’s not predicting the future and you really need to work on your spacial awareness.
Espresso, not eXpresso
Scrape your damn plate off before putting dishes into the dishwasher. I’m home from college right now living in a 5 person home, and my sister is the only person who understands this. Everyone else basically puts meals in the dishwasher, or they let things like cereal get stuck to the plates and cups which drives me crazy lol.
It’s a dishwasher, not a garbage can!
It’s “hear, hear” not “here, here.” Get it f@#king right.
Improperly installed HID lights should be ticketed aggressively… blinding everyone in the road should be illegal.
I’m an astronomer, I know nothing about your dumb a$$ astrology sign so stop telling/asking me about it.
It IS worth pulling all the hardware off of furniture I’m throwing away. i might use it to build something someday and screws/drawer handles/whatever are expensive. Also, never mind that huge pile of saved up hardware in the garage. My mess is my business…
Flying cars are dumb. The idea is nice until you realize that it’s too much responsibility and it costs too much for your average idiot to operate legally and safely.
EFFECT vs AFFECT. It pisses me off all the time when people use them wrong!!!
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It’s hear, hear.
It's definitely hear and it's shortened from "hear him, hear him" to applaud a patriotic after dinner toast. It's archaic. Here here is how to call your dog over.
Quite sure the average driver is not
able to handle a third dimension of movement of his vehicle, regardless of what they said about trains and cars.