“The cat returns with a sausage stolen from an unknown neighbor’s bbq...”
“I finally caught him in the act!”
“I was just lying here.”
“Assert dominance over humanity.”
“I was wondering why my succulents were dying...”
“Do you like my new hat?”
“Nope, it wasn’t me.”
“My boyfriend was wondering why his room was so cold.”
“No more playing.”
“He stole the baby’s pacifier. I’m not mad at all.”
Their sleeping position
It bit off the last words of the last 5 pages — the ones its owner didn’t read.
“It took him 3 seconds.”
“Lying on the books like he doesn’t have a place to relax”
Not on the pizza! There goes the cheese.
Destroying the puzzle without care
“Yes, he tore apart his toy, but he was so satisfied and he didn’t get scolded.”
The crime scene their owner stumbled upon
There goes the trash.
What are they looking for in there?
“Human! You look stressed! HAVE ALL THE LOVE!”
“I think Nacho has made it pretty clear that he doesn’t like his new leash...”
“He squishes.”
“My coworker might enjoy paper shredding a little too much...”
“So my wife and I bought a new couch, at least we got to sit on it in the shop...”
“My father attempting to eat dinner in peace”
“My dog uses my new puppy as a pillow.”
“Nice teamwork!”
“I don’t remember buying this one.”
“Heard my husband screaming while in the shower...”
I am better than this plant, am I not?
“She just DOESN’T CARE.”
“My mother would rather sit on 1/3 of her chair than make him move.”
“Someone ran around in the freshly cut grass!”
Spreading joy where'er you go...