“Just woke up. Haven’t yet decided whether it’s a good morning or not.”
“I was looking gorgeous, as always.”
"I've been watching my humans cooking something tasty for 40 minutes. However, it was still cat food that I found in my bowl."
"I learned we're going to the vet today and I couldn't hold back my emotions."
"Found a perfect box but still didn't lose my awareness."
"I was taking a sunbath. Stored vitamin D for 3 of my 9 lives."
“My human fell into the water again. They were crying out loudly for help.”
"Jumped into the bathtub, hooked onto a towel, and fell asleep."
"Tried to make those cat eyes from Shrek. I did it!"
"My humans bought a bag. I tried it on right away."
"Tried to frighten my human. He should always stay aware."
"They called me chubby. I proved they were wrong by fitting myself into a tiny box."
"They took away my box so I found something similar to it. Feeling cheated."
"Took a bite. Regretted it."
"Decided to stay alone. I spent some good time analyzing my life."
"Spotted my human's center of attention and leaned into it."
"Tried to hypnotize the dog. Did it. Got bored!"
"Met a cool kitty. We agreed to see each other tomorrow."
"I was feeling sad and decided to turn into a liquid."
"My humans were taking photos. I brought some fun to the extremely boring shots."
"Was looking for food. Instead, they found me."
"She invited me to take a picture. I said I didn't want to."
"I was running around the house and got myself into an awkward situation..."
Bonus #1: "My husband made a present for my birthday. I was a bit surprised and our cat was totally shocked."
Bonus #2: "He realized that me being under there was the perfect time to help himself to my coffee."
Bonus #3: "It's as if my cat is asking, 'What’s this? Something you’re working on?'"
Bonus #4: "The whisker demon has returned to assert dominance while I clean up her hairball."