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Thanks to a cat treat and a clip, your cat will look straight into the camera.
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“My grandma’s technique for cooking with hot oil”
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“Came across a 10-year-old photo that had both my brother’s ex-wife and my ex in it, so I ’fixed’ it.”
“Tired of the kids losing the remotes...”
When a coworker leaves and has a birthday on the same day, and you need to respond respectively"
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“My neighbor cut holes in his gate so his dog could see out.”
“Yesterday was my birthday, so I decided to throw a birthday party for myself, with myself.”
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“My friend’s kid asked for a 3DS for his birthday...”
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