“My dog runs around my pool in the exact same track so much that there’s a ring of dirt in the grass.”
“This morning there was a swan in my swimming pool.”
“My dad recently bought a property to refurbish and yesterday he found this handwritten text in the walls which details the builders names doing the work in 1899.”
“Dad put coconut shells on stumps to make it look like mushrooms.”
“The way that vase turned my faucet water pink.”
“My dogs tore apart a cactus toy, to reveal another, sad cactus toy.”
“A sign instructing parents not to be d@#ks.”
“The local dinosaur got a mask.”
“My Amazon box included a small craft.”
“I have a skin condition called Dermatographia which causes my skin to raise from the smallest scratch.”
“This tree that was burnt in a bushfire continues to live.”
“My parents’ cactus looks like a person waving.”
“My microwave has a “no beep” setting.”
“A humorous gravestone in a cemetery.”
“I solved a 15×15 Rubik’s cube.”
“My new wok has circles for measuring oil.”
“Found 83 gold coins at the bottom of a coal container after renovating the house !”
“This ramp for walking your bike along the stairs.”
“My client has a dinosaur skeleton in their lobby.”
“This unlucky fly that impaled itself on my cactus.”
“Bee photobombs my dog.”
“A guy who lives in my block proudly owns a life-size Jar Jar Binks statue.”
“Found a S-Agent 1960 cap gun while digging a hole for a fence post.”
“A huge ammonite impression fossil found in the woods of Vancouver Island.”
“This is the national flower of Zimbabwe. It’s called the Flame Lily.”
“Shadows cast by a tree during an eclipse.”
“Square root.”
“I found a pre y2k zippo while magnet fishing today.”
“How often do you come across a calculator with a built-in chessboard?”
“An ice cream cone-shaped island which was apparently not Photoshopped.”
“A playing card that got sun-bleached.”
“A metallic keyboard, to keep bacteria away.”
“Mini-coconuts are a thing too.”
“This golden watermelon I found in Thailand.”
“I got to the end of a pencil and an eraser today!”
“Came across some dinosaurs in the woods.”
“My new toaster has a integrated toast grabber so you dont burn your hands.”
“This building I saw while on vacation is made to look upside down.”
“Someone took an effort to place a smily face on my Krispy Kreme donut.”
“Found an old, unopened beer while digging in my yard.”
“A massive strawberry compared to my mother’s hand.”
“This Airbnb I stayed at in Mexico was shaped like two seashells!”
“What A Salt Mine Looks Like From The Inside.”
“The largest pencil in the world at The City Museum in St. Louis. (regular pencil for scale)”
“This Emergency Pizza Slice I saw in a pizza shop.”
“Picture I took of a Transformer made from recycled cars a wile ago.”
“This cool luna moth I found outside of work this morning.”
“A spider crawled into our clock in the middle of the night and stopped time!”
“This shadow from two different trees in my parking lot.”
“All the seeds in the bottom of my bird feeder sprouted.”
Don't be too hard on Wilfred. Possibly the only public interaction he will experience today.