My husband wants everyone to know that there were two eclipses this year…
In case anyone was wondering….my husband is a grade A A@@hole. Not something that I want to wonder to the bathroom and find at 4:15 am
I’ve been driving around like this for a solid week now
Coming home from a long day of work and then rehearsal and all I wanted was a small glass of milk. Well… ask and you shall receive
Covid isolation funnies. Looks like one of the other inmates in this commune (my husband) is tired of me taking his bank card!
Me: Honey, can you put the frosting on my cake for me while I clean the mixer?
A little surprise when I opened the refrigerator. The work of my clever husband
Yep. This is really what my card says.
Yeah, he be havin’ jokes.
Hubby installed this sign beside my front door…I don’t know what he means with that…
I told the husband he left the cap off the toothpaste, so he set up this scene in response.
So this is happening!! I tell my husband we need to go get some groceries for dinner and he brings home not one box but THREE boxes of pizza and Parmesan bites. I don’t think he understands.
Conversation earlier today … Him: we’re almost out of spoons
Me: put it on the shopping list then
Hubstink: Do you want your sandwich cut in two?
Me: Yeah please.
Me: Thanks….
Owned my fridge and discovered the Easter bunny must of been stuck here during self-quarantine.
And the night begins…Clearly my funny husband put down the first word!
Somebody thinks he’s pretty funny
It was my 39th birthday yesterday. This is what my husband sends me.
A little gift from the husband
{laugh alert} when you ask your husband to “gimme some sugar” – aka a smooch – and he walks away and comes back with actual sugar…
Apparently my husband decided to “decorate” today’s snacks for me
Because he always has to keep it real…
When your husband packs your lunch … and has jokes
These are the pictures that my husband takes of me.. “no hot pizza for you.”
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