“When I wake up vs when I have a Zoom call”
“My boyfriend says this is the only face of mine that truly scares him.”
“Having a flat face has its perks.”
“From butterfly to earthworm...”
“Here comes the guy you like, just act normal. Me:”
“When you forget to wash your face before going to bed”
“The duality of boredom”
“Chloe wanted to participate too.”
“A breath of fresh air vs ’What’s that God-awful smell in the air?!’”
Alright, say cheese!
Yep, they’re the same person in case you were wondering.
Makeup can be very confusing.
“I consider this an accomplishment.”
“I think I did it right!”
Never even imagined my chin could recede like this
This face scares my dad
It’s a skill
Me thinkin bout the global pandemic v. Me thinkin bout my dystopian alter ego
Master of disguise
Slayer in the streets, slug in the sheet
Ya ever wanted to get down n’ dirty with Winston Churchill
My dad walked in as I was capturing the ugly
I call this one "Ripe for the Harvest".
Since you all enjoyed my last post so much, I present, faces my boyfriend hates Pt. 2
My girlfriend really cleans up well.
Taken the same day. I’ve found my people!
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s cornholio
Entering the competition for most chin rolls
Welcome to hell
When you do your fake tan and turn into John Lovitz
Who's ready to explore these caves?
Shower time! Happy holidays from my horrifying face
Putting my best face forward for 2020
The right should be my dating profile picture.