“I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.”
“My niece discovered the cat door today.”
“We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled, ’I found teeth!’ this was the last thing I was expecting.”
“She said, ’Mom, look!’ and struck this pose.”
“My daughter did a portrait of me for Father’s Day. I’m enrolling her in art school tomorrow.”
“My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers.”
“My 6-year-old looked at me all serious and said, ’Mom, can I Lion King the baby?’ This is what ensued.”
“My kid sleeps like he fell down in a cartoon.”
“My kids, bored in line at Disneyland...”
“May something in life make you as excited as this giant pizza once made my daughter.”
“My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen Viking warrior.”
“I shared a popsicle with my 4-year-old son and won.”
“So my son had a root canal today...”
“My daughter smiling only after her first-ever school photos came in”