"I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase"
"It Was A Great Day Till This Moment"
"When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster"
Tiny Body Or Giant Head?
Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter
"Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour"
"I Wouldn't Be Going Home After That"
"My Daughter - Class Of 2020"
"My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth"
"They Need An Intervention, Not A Convention"
"3 Am Snack"
"After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment"
"My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography. Just Saw Him Pictured As An Offender On A Bus In Florida"
"Someone Forgot To Tighten The Hopper On The Corn Train"
"When The Sun's Out And You Don't Think It Through"
"Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor"
"I Brought A Bag Of Used Cat Litter With Me To Throw Away On The Way To Work. I Also Brought My Lunch. Guess Which One Came To Work With Me"
"Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This"
"I Need A File Lost In This Room"
"It's Just A Little Ice, It's Fine"
"Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then"
"I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door"
Honey
"To Whoever Dumped Their Old Bedframe By TJ's In Hyde Park Choose A Less Windy Day Next Time So It Doesn't Get Stuck To The Side Of My House"
"Feeling Like Kevin From The Office Right Now"
"The Printer Exploded"
"I Have Lost One Piece Of This 2000 Pieces Puzzle"
"This Happened To My Car Today"
"Now We Know Who The Favorite Child Is"
"Aaaand There Go My $300 Headphones"
"Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken"
"Last Week I Seeded My Lawn. Just Wanted To Share The Progress It's Made So Far"
"I Accidentally Put My Leather Gloves In The Washing Machine"
"Was Having Valentine's Day Dinner When I Went Downstairs To Check On Why The Heat Wasn't Working. Found 4 Feet Of Water Covering The Entire Basement"
"Was Looking Forward To Having Some Nice Bread From A Local Bakery"
"Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today"
"Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running"
"Simple As That"
An Honest Mistake
Heckin Bots
"Grand Rapids, MI Reporter Gets Her New License Plate"
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